First Van Halen. Now Infinity Broadcasting Corporation.
It seems like David Lee Roth can’t play nice — wherever he goes.
This shouldn’t be a big surprise to those of us who occasionally tuned in. As you know, we’ll never get that time back.
The morning broadcasts were uncomfortable and painful. And, he always used the word “etcetera.” […]

Only in Florida — better known as God’s Waiting Room — can a warped old timer cook up a diabolical scheme to consensually molest perfect strangers.
Truly, a geriatric prodigy who every man can admire.
Ingenious, really. Surprised no one thought of it sooner.
This from a recent Reuters article:
One woman became suspicious after the man asked […]

Blogging Boner admits that he may be getting a little too involved in political issues lately.
This one, though, is timely and won’t go away anytime soon. So, why not rant about it now so we can move onto other — less serious — matters.
Twenty years ago today Reactor No. 4 at the Chernobyl nuclear […]

Blogging Boner recieved this rather funny forward the other day and couldn’t wait to share it with all the folks who don’t read this blog.
It was a painful reminder, however, of just how out of control the media circus surrounding Barry Bonds and his “alleged” steroid use has become.
Enough already.
Is the newscycle so light, […]

Blogging Boner has a kid. Yesterday, she got way too much Easter candy.
Mind you, she just turned one.
So, as responsible parents, Blogging Boner and his fiancé (EEK!) took it upon themselves to help the little munchkin out.
Free candy is one of those small and seemingly insignificant parenthood perks. Kind of like free balloons at Publix […]

Sitting on his green couch the other night, Blogging Boner noticed some stuff in his belly button that wasn’t supposed to be there. So he carefully dug it out.
Of course, afterwards, he had to smell his finger.
Ever notice that belly button funk smells just like toe jam and that goop that gets stuck in […]

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. Because at midnite tonight, New Jersey is laying the smack down on evil bar-going smokers across the Garden State (sans Atlantic City, of course).
Check out this obituary in the New York Times.
Rub your gums with tobacco. Chain smoke until you vomit. Do whatever it takes to get your […]

Bill Kurtis is a pimp. With a voice like that, how can he not be?
Whenever possible, Blogging Boner is lulled to sleep by his unmistakingly calm and cool delivery.
Ambien, Lunesta, Sonata and the gaggle of other sleep aids on the market today hold no candle to this award-winning narrator.
Not to mention, Bill Kurtis won’t […]

When Blogging Boner came across this treasure trove of totally inappropriate ways to describe a female’s privates, he couldn’t help but share it with the rest of the universe.
Enjoy. Or, more than likely, move along.
vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver,
cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur
burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, […]

Looking back, Blogging Boner grew up during a very awkward time.
Hairspray and parachute pants were all the rage. Members of Def Leopard were considered Gods. And, apparently, it was OK to blow monster rails of cocaine every day.
Oh, the 80s. A decade in which the vacuum created by the death of disco and the […]