There is only one program on network television that can move a man like Blogging Boner. And, that special show happens to be 24.

Blogging Boner admits that it is grossly unrealistic. The twists and turns are sometimes head-spinning and laughable. And, most of the subplots are meaningless and frustrating.

But, Blogging Boner still watches it because it’s that good.

The show is a rare breed, much like The Sopranos or LOST. The creators drive you mad, but you still tune in every week, month, three years — whatever the case may be.

We’re at their mercy.

Blogging Boner once convinced himself to buy a cell phone because it was the “Jack Bauer phone.”

Now that’s power. Not to mention, pathetic.

At any rate, Blogging Boner is certainly not alone. Check out these Top 100 Jack Bauer Facts.

Because when you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Breaking News: Jack Bauer to appear on LOST. Check out this insane development in contemporary television history right here.