The other day was Blogging Boner’s fiancé’s birthday. Happy Birthday fiancé.

It reminded Blogging Boner of something he’s known for sometime now: The French suck.

The French suck for many reasons. Namely, our so-called ally’s lack of support for the war on terror. All they’ve done, really, is ban Muslims from wearing headscarves in school.

Whoopee.

I guess that’s how they repay us for sacrificing our brave servicemen and saving them from the Nazis during World War II. Make no mistake, we wouldn’t hesitate to be bail them out again tomorrow if we had to, either.

Talk about a one-way relationship. Take, take and take some more.

And, are they really giving us a hard time about Zacarias Moussaoui? Yes, the same Frech-born heathen who just yesterday joked “Burn in the USA” during the penalty phase of his trial in front of 9/11 victims. Check out this observation in the San Francisco Chronicle:

Throughout the sentencing hearing, 37-year-old Moussaoui, the only man convicted in the United States for the Sept. 11 attacks, showed no emotion. While victims cried, he smiled or yawned.

That’s a sickening tangent. Anywho, back to how much the French suck.

Besides them not having a backbone or an ounce of gratitude, the French have also been shitty enough to give us the word, “fiancé.”

Thanks asswipes.

Every time Blogging Boner says this word, he feels like removing his nuts and just tossing them in a bush. It’s such a gay word. But, there’s not another word in the English vocabulary to describe the person to whom you are engaged.

That needs to change.

Not too long ago, there was an ingenious — and popular — campaign to abolish the word “French” from the American lexicon. French fries were called freedom fries, and similarly, french toast was referred to as freedom toast.

What the hell happened to that? And, why wasn’t “fiancé” part of this long overdue exercise?

Every normal red-blooded American male would get onboard with finding an alternative to “fiancé.” There are, surely, other French words out there that suck. Let’s get rid of those, too.

We’re smart. We can make up new words. We do it every day.

That way, when people hear these new words, it’ll be a universal reminder to us all just how much the French suck.