The other day was Blogging Boner’s fiancé’s birthday. Happy Birthday fiancé.
It reminded Blogging Boner of something he’s known for sometime now: The French suck.
The French suck for many reasons. Namely, our so-called ally’s lack of support for the war on terror. All they’ve done, really, is ban Muslims from wearing headscarves in school.
Whoopee.
I guess […]

Today, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
Thought that was mildly interesting … for a brief minute.
Now, back to reality.

There is only one program on network television that can move a man like Blogging Boner. And, that special show happens to be 24.
Blogging Boner admits that it is grossly unrealistic. The twists and turns are sometimes head-spinning and laughable. And, most of the subplots are meaningless and frustrating.
But, Blogging Boner still watches it […]

There he was. Sitting all alone on a big long pine bench. The poor fella must’ve been abandoned by his owner.
It wasn’t an abused puppy or a Russian orphan. Rather, a dark, oblong dingleberry hanging out in the locker room.
Blogging Boner literally did a triple take just to make sure his eyes were not […]