In addition to being a semi-warped blogger, Blogging Boner also manages his very own fantasy football team.

Thanks to the dope right leg of Dallas Cowboys kicker, Nick Folk, Blogging Boner’s squad, BiggityBonesBrigage, earned the “Premium Player of the Week” from Heineken.

Sounds cool, right? (The Award. Blogging Boner knows his team name is super.)

Well, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be — there’s no free beer, blow-up dolls, er, furniture or other green flair.

Just a lame sign on a Web site that only 10 people read.

So lame, in fact, Blogging Boner had to share it with everyone who doesn’t read this site.