The fucking entire nation of Japan is fucking crazy.

Disagree?

Well, how about the masterminds behind the portable office tie, cockroach swatting slippers, hay fever hat, or Blogging Boner’s personal fave, the ten-in-one gardening tool.

You’re telling Blogging Boner these people aren’t fucking crazy? And it’s not just a select few — this mindset is typical of the entire Japanese population.

It’s a fact.

C’mon, these are the same crazy fucks who brainwashed young men back in the 1940s into thinking that Kamikazi missions were en vogue.

Cripes.

The latest crazy fucking thing to come out of “The Land of the Rising Sun” is a portable toilet for cars.

Here’s a snip:

“The toilet comes with a curtain large enough to conceal users and a plastic bag to collect waste.”

Only the heavens know what’s next because these crazy Japanese fucks are as unpredictable as the tectonic faults on which they live.

Blogging Boner does not live anywhere near the “Ring of Fire.” But there are surly rednecks and an overabundance of pedophiles around every corner.

If he was trapped in his car because if these Southern predators do you know where he would relieve himself?

In a Gatorade bottle.

He — and others just like him (kinda) — have been doing it since the large-mouthed containers were introduced circa 1983.

Not like the crazy fucking Japanese would have any clue about that $2 remedy.