This ladies and gentleman is what a $4,300 per-hour hooker looks like. And that’s after then-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer talked her price down from $5,500.

Take a long hard stare because the chances of getting with her — or any overpriced hired hole like her for that matter — are about as good as Spitzer ever having make-up sex with his disgraced wife.

It’s just not worth it … literally.