“My wife Regina, she has been horribly hurt by my behavior. And when something happens like that, if you hurt a person and it’s your responsibility, you try to fix it. At that point there is only two things that can happen, either you are going to make some progress and get it fixed or you’re gonna fall short and perhaps not get it fixed. So let me tell you folks, I got my work cut out for me.”

Thanks, Captain Obvious. You should have just written that $2 million check and kept bangin’ bitches. Wouldn’t have hurt so much. Sheesh …