Sitting on his green couch the other night, Blogging Boner noticed some stuff in his belly button that wasn’t supposed to be there. So he carefully dug it out.
Of course, afterwards, he had to smell his finger.
Ever notice that belly button funk smells just like toe jam and that goop that gets stuck in […]

There he was. Sitting all alone on a big long pine bench. The poor fella must’ve been abandoned by his owner.
It wasn’t an abused puppy or a Russian orphan. Rather, a dark, oblong dingleberry hanging out in the locker room.
Blogging Boner literally did a triple take just to make sure his eyes were not […]