Blogging Boner isn’t sure what is worse:
The fact that some twisted nut hatched this cruel joke and let it loose across the World Wide Web or the thought that Blogging Boner felt the need to repurpose it on his rad Web site.
Ho-hum.

It’s true. And there’s is even a “New Hunky Aroma.”
It must be so rad to have great-smelling jizz because that means whores probably enjoy the taste and want to eat it like bon bons.
Poor Pamela Bach. Too bad, so sad.

When Blogging Boner came across this treasure trove of totally inappropriate ways to describe a female’s privates, he couldn’t help but share it with the rest of the universe.
Enjoy. Or, more than likely, move along.
vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver,
cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur
burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, […]