This ladies and gentleman is what a $4,300 per-hour hooker looks like. And that’s after then-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer talked her price down from $5,500.
Take a long hard stare because the chances of getting with her — or any overpriced hired hole like her for that matter — are about as good as […]

Ever wonder what it’s like to hear R2D2 utter the epic name, “Blogging Boner?”
Fear not.
The glorious droid audio is right here.
Those who say midgets like Kenny Baker have no talent are just dumb. It’s got to be so hard to learn an all-new, far-out intergalactic space language.
He sounds fluent.

And the wagon she’s draggin’ is not fake.
B’dunkadunk.
Blogging Boner wishes Reggie Bush dies or is burned alive so far beyond recognition that he comes out looking like Joel Sonnenberg.
That’ll teach him.
Final thought: Is it even possible to have a fake ass that looks like that? Brazilian butt lift master Dr. Griffin couldn’t even stuff […]

Too bad it sucks so hard indoors. Not even Sydney Crosby — or one “Winter Classic” — can change that.

“The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard […]

The fucking entire nation of Japan is fucking crazy.
Disagree?
Well, how about the masterminds behind the portable office tie, cockroach swatting slippers, hay fever hat, or Blogging Boner’s personal fave, the ten-in-one gardening tool.
You’re telling Blogging Boner these people aren’t fucking crazy? And it’s not just a select few — this mindset is typical of […]

Blame no one.
Expect nothing.
Do something.
– Bill Parcells, the loquacious and legendary NFL football coach for the New York Giants, New England Patriots and Dallas Cowboys
PS: What does the pic of UFC ring girl Rachelle Leah have to do with this? Absolutely squat. But if Blogging Boner had to “Do Something” it would be nice […]

Blogging Boner isn’t sure what is worse:
The fact that some twisted nut hatched this cruel joke and let it loose across the World Wide Web or the thought that Blogging Boner felt the need to repurpose it on his rad Web site.
Ho-hum.

In addition to being a semi-warped blogger, Blogging Boner also manages his very own fantasy football team.
Thanks to the dope right leg of Dallas Cowboys kicker, Nick Folk, Blogging Boner’s squad, BiggityBonesBrigage, earned the “Premium Player of the Week” from Heineken.
Sounds cool, right? (The Award. Blogging Boner knows his team name is super.)
Well, it’s […]

His real name is Robert Otto Marella.
That wasn’t cool enough for pro wrestling fans so he changed it to perhaps the coolest goddamn nickname in the history of cool nicknames.
This tall tale of Monsoon’s childhood sums it up:
“… a terrifying giant from Manchuria. Supposedly born on an isolated farm, ‘Monsoon’ traveled across the countryside […]