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	<title>BLOGGING BONER</title>
	<link>http://bloggingboner.com</link>
	<description>THINK OFF-CENTER</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ashley Alexandra Dupre: Client 9 call girl in Eliot Spitzer scandal</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2008/03/14/ashley-alexandra-dupre-client-9-call-girl-in-eliot-spitzer-scandal/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2008/03/14/ashley-alexandra-dupre-client-9-call-girl-in-eliot-spitzer-scandal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[

 	
This ladies and gentleman is what a $4,300 per-hour hooker looks like. And that&#8217;s after then-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer talked her price down from $5,500.
Take a long hard stare because the chances of getting with her &#8212; or any overpriced hired hole like her for that matter &#8212; are about as good as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>R2D2 Translator</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2008/01/14/r2d2-translator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	
Ever wonder what it&#8217;s like to hear R2D2 utter the epic name, &#8220;Blogging Boner?&#8221;
Fear not.
The glorious droid audio is right here.
Those who say midgets like Kenny Baker have no talent are just dumb. It&#8217;s got to be so hard to learn an all-new, far-out intergalactic space language. 
He sounds fluent.

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		<title>Kim Kardashian has an insane ass</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2008/01/10/kim-kardashian-has-a-nice-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2008/01/10/kim-kardashian-has-a-nice-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	
And the wagon she&#8217;s draggin&#8217; is not fake.
B&#8217;dunkadunk.
Blogging Boner wishes Reggie Bush dies or is burned alive so far beyond recognition that he comes out looking like Joel Sonnenberg.
That&#8217;ll teach him.
Final thought: Is it even possible to have a fake ass that looks like that? Brazilian butt lift master Dr. Griffin couldn&#8217;t even stuff [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Outdoor hockey is rad</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2008/01/01/outdoor-hockey-is-rad/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2008/01/01/outdoor-hockey-is-rad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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Too bad it sucks so hard indoors. Not even Sydney Crosby &#8212; or one &#8220;Winter Classic&#8221; &#8212; can change that.

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		<title>Rocky Balboa has a way with words:</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/11/15/rocky-balboa-has-a-way-with-words/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/11/15/rocky-balboa-has-a-way-with-words/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
	<category>Inspirational</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The world ain&#8217;t all sunshine and rainbows. It&#8217;s a very mean and nasty place and I don&#8217;t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain&#8217;t about how hard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Japanese inventions</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/25/weird-japanese-inventions/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/25/weird-japanese-inventions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	
The fucking entire nation of Japan is fucking crazy.
Disagree?
Well, how about the masterminds behind the portable office tie, cockroach swatting slippers, hay fever hat, or Blogging Boner&#8217;s personal fave, the ten-in-one gardening tool.
You&#8217;re telling Blogging Boner these people aren&#8217;t fucking crazy? And it&#8217;s not just a select few &#8212; this mindset is typical of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Words to live by</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/19/words-to-live-by/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/19/words-to-live-by/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
	<category>Inspirational</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Blame no one.
Expect nothing.
Do something.
&#8211; Bill Parcells, the loquacious and  legendary NFL football coach for the New York Giants, New England Patriots and Dallas Cowboys
PS: What does the pic of UFC ring girl Rachelle Leah have to do with this? Absolutely squat. But if Blogging Boner had to &#8220;Do Something&#8221; it would be nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is retarded</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/10/this-is-retarded/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/10/this-is-retarded/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
	<category>Inappropriate</category>
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Blogging Boner isn&#8217;t sure what is worse:
The fact that some twisted nut hatched this cruel joke and let it loose across the World Wide Web or the thought that Blogging Boner felt the need to repurpose it on his rad Web site.
Ho-hum.

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		<title>Blogging Boner and the BiggityBonesBrigade</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/09/blogging-boner-and-the-biggitybonesbrigade/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/09/blogging-boner-and-the-biggitybonesbrigade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
	<category>Fantasy World</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	
In addition to being a semi-warped blogger, Blogging Boner also manages his very own fantasy football team.
Thanks to the dope right leg of Dallas Cowboys kicker, Nick Folk, Blogging Boner&#8217;s squad, BiggityBonesBrigage, earned the &#8220;Premium Player of the Week&#8221; from Heineken.
Sounds cool, right? (The Award. Blogging Boner knows his team name is super.)
Well, it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gorilla Monsoon</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/09/gorilla-monsoon/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/09/gorilla-monsoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	His real name is Robert Otto Marella.
That wasn&#8217;t cool enough for pro wrestling fans so he changed it to perhaps the coolest goddamn nickname in the history of cool nicknames.
This tall tale of Monsoon&#8217;s childhood sums it up:
&#8220;&#8230; a terrifying giant from Manchuria. Supposedly born on an isolated farm, &#8216;Monsoon&#8217; traveled across the countryside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chunky Pam: Dirrrty Jersey (Video)</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/08/chunky-pam-dirrrty-jersey-video/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/08/chunky-pam-dirrrty-jersey-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Most expensive beer in the world</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/07/most-expensive-beer-in-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/07/most-expensive-beer-in-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
	<category>Beer Booze and Buds</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	
Beer really is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Just ask the owners of a bar called the Bierdrome in London, England.
These terrorists sell the most expensive beer in the world, which is called Vielle Bon Secours. And one bottle costs you the bill that is graced by none other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogging Boner has a cool kid &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/06/bloggin-boner-has-a-cool-kid/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/06/bloggin-boner-has-a-cool-kid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 20:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
	<category>Family Matters</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	
&#8230; because just when he went to order UFC 74: &#8220;Respect&#8221; the little booger went and did some crazy shit like puke on the remote control.
What a great spot. The only better spot is on the neck. When Blogging Boner gets real heated he tells punks, &#8220;Hey, step and I will puke on your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Hasselhoff has soapy semen</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/05/david-hasselhoff-has-soapy-semen/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/10/05/david-hasselhoff-has-soapy-semen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
	<category>Inappropriate</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	It&#8217;s true. And there&#8217;s is even a &#8220;New Hunky Aroma.&#8221;
It must be so rad to have great-smelling jizz because that means whores probably enjoy the taste and want to eat it like bon bons.
Poor Pamela Bach. Too bad, so sad.


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		<title>Verizon sucks</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/09/27/verizon-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/09/27/verizon-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>Family Matters</category>
	<category>Random Rant</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	
Verizon Wireless has a monopoly on cell phone service.
And it&#8217;s not because the phones are off the hizzy or the commercials are funny. Nope, the only reason Verizon has customers is because it has the most reliable nationwide service.
Don&#8217;t believe Blogging Boner?
Try Sprint, T-Mobile, AT&#038;T or any of the other garbage providers &#8230; then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fighting Giraffes: Time for an Italian necktie (Video)</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/09/27/fighting-giraffes-time-for-an-italian-necktie-video/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/09/27/fighting-giraffes-time-for-an-italian-necktie-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
	<category>Animal Kingdom</category>
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		<title>Baboon Butts are hot &#8230; pink?</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/04/25/baboon-butts-are-hot-pink/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/04/25/baboon-butts-are-hot-pink/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
	<category>Animal Kingdom</category>
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Baboon butts are grizzly, which is the reason Blogging Boner felt the need to immortalize them on his rad site.
And Blogging Boner thought he had an ugly ass.

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		<title>Word!</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/04/25/word/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2007/04/25/word/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	



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		<title>Blogging Boner Will Never Forget</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/09/11/blogging-boner-will-never-forget/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/09/11/blogging-boner-will-never-forget/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Five years ago today, 19 al-Qaeda terrorists hijacked four commercial passenger airlplanes and used them to take down the World Trade Center towers &#8230; and then some.
Bastards.
A confirmed 2,973 people &#8212; an overwhelming majority of whom were Americans &#8212; died as a result of the attacks and another 24 remain missing.
According to antiwar.com, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The worst passage of prose ever:</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/08/12/the-worst-passage-of-prose-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/08/12/the-worst-passage-of-prose-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 13:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents &#8212; except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;I am so cool little girlies come play with me&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/06/29/i-am-so-cool-little-girlies-come-play-with-me/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/06/29/i-am-so-cool-little-girlies-come-play-with-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 14:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Crack open a case of Sapporo and let&#8217;s get crunked.
Check out the hottest music video in Japan from Cool TAK.
The dance moves are fly and the beats are off the chain.

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		<title>Oh Lord, Stanley</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/06/20/40/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/06/20/40/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night the Carolina Hurricanes  won the Stanley Cup.
What a production.
The media circus, weeping families gathered on the ice,  blinding flash bulbs, red carpet and, of course, the white-gloved—black-tied  Stanley Cup escorts.
Is there any reason for the gloves, especially when  sweaty, Grizzly Adams-type lumberjacks are about to slobber all over  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back in the saddle again</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/06/05/back-in-the-saddle-again/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/06/05/back-in-the-saddle-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 20:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Blogging Boner has been MIA for several weeks now. And, judging by the lack of concern &#8212; only Jersey Jack &#8212; it doesn&#8217;t seem to be a big deal.
Rest assured, though, everything is okay.
Blogging Boner has just been a little preoccupied getting married to Mrs. Blogging Boner.
Now that it&#8217;s over &#8212; Blogging Boner&#8217;s life, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Blaine: Choke Artist</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/05/09/david-blaine-choke-artist/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/05/09/david-blaine-choke-artist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 15:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>TV Time</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Things didn&#8217;t work out too well for David Blaine last night. Live on national television &#8212; before millions of people across the globe &#8212; he failed to set the world record for holding his breath underwater.
Undoubtedly, his insatiable ego has taken a major hit. But, that&#8217;s not the only thing smarting right about now.
Liver [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He&#8217;s famous!</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/05/05/hes-famous/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/05/05/hes-famous/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 15:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>The Formative Years</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Blogging Boner has a buddy. He met him about 18 years ago after school at a bowling alley.
He went to Dater Elementary School. Blogging Boner attended Tisdale. Both were getting ready to make the big leap to Eric S. Smith Middle School when their worlds collided. They soon learned they had a lot in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mel Kiper: The real &#8216;Mr. Irrelevant&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/05/03/mel-kiper-the-real-mr-irrelevant/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/05/03/mel-kiper-the-real-mr-irrelevant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 13:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>TV Time</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	The dust is finally starting to settle from the recent 2006 NFL Draft.
Most Texans fans have returned from the ledges, and are now daydreaming about how to inflict bodily harm on new head coach Gary Kubiak and the rest of his family for passing on sure-fire stud Reggie Bush.
Mario Williams? C&#8217;mon.
It was an entertaining [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Somalia&#8217;s BMOC</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/05/02/somalias-bmoc/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/05/02/somalias-bmoc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2006 13:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	In Somalia, a recent parent-teacher conference went terribly wrong.
Both participants are now dead as a result of it.
And the 16-year-old student &#8212; the son of the parent who was killed &#8212; is responsible for the court-ordered public execution of the teacher.
Twisted Islamic law on display once again.
It&#8217;s not surprising. In fact, it&#8217;s rather unimaginative [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Lee Roth, etcetera</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/30/david-lee-roth-etcetera/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/30/david-lee-roth-etcetera/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	First Van Halen. Now Infinity Broadcasting Corporation.
It seems like David Lee Roth can&#8217;t play nice &#8212; wherever he goes.
This shouldn&#8217;t be a big surprise to those of us who occasionally tuned in. As you know, we&#8217;ll never get that time back.
The morning broadcasts were uncomfortable and painful. And, he always used the word &#8220;etcetera.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Feelgood</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/28/dr-feelgood/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/28/dr-feelgood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 15:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Only in Florida &#8212; better known as God&#8217;s Waiting Room &#8212; can a warped old timer cook up a diabolical scheme to consensually molest perfect strangers.
Truly, a geriatric prodigy who every man can admire.
Ingenious, really. Surprised no one thought of it sooner.
This from a recent Reuters article:
One woman became suspicious after the man asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Natanz: A modern-day Chernobyl?</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/26/natanz-a-modern-day-chernobyl/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/26/natanz-a-modern-day-chernobyl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:37:31 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Bonerito Politico</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Blogging Boner admits that he may be getting a little too involved in political issues lately.
This one, though, is timely and won&#8217;t go away anytime soon. So, why not rant about it now so we can move onto other &#8212; less serious &#8212; matters.
Twenty years ago today Reactor No. 4 at the Chernobyl nuclear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barry and Chandra sittin&#8217; in a tree &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/20/barry-bonds/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/20/barry-bonds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Bonerito Politico</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	
Blogging Boner recieved this rather funny forward the other day and couldn&#8217;t wait to share it with all the folks who don&#8217;t read this blog.
It was a painful reminder, however, of just how out of control the media circus surrounding Barry Bonds and his &#8220;alleged&#8221; steroid use has become.
Enough already.
Is the newscycle so light, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PEEP this</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/17/peep-this/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/17/peep-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blogging Boner has a kid. Yesterday, she got way too much Easter candy.
Mind you, she just turned one.
So, as responsible parents, Blogging Boner and his fiancé (EEK!) took it upon themselves to help the little munchkin out.
Free candy is one of those small and seemingly insignificant parenthood perks. Kind of like free balloons at Publix [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finger lickin&#8217; good</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/15/finger-lickin-good/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/15/finger-lickin-good/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 17:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Absurdly Esoteric</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Sitting on his green couch the other night, Blogging Boner noticed some stuff in his belly button that wasn&#8217;t supposed to be there. So he carefully dug it out.
Of course, afterwards, he had to smell his finger.
Ever notice that belly button funk smells just like toe jam and that goop that gets stuck in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last call for &#8230; nicotine?</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/14/last-call-for-nicotine/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/14/last-call-for-nicotine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Bonerito Politico</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Smoke &#8216;em if you got &#8216;em. Because at midnite tonight, New Jersey is laying the smack down on evil bar-going smokers across the Garden State (sans Atlantic City, of course).
Check out this obituary in the New York Times.
Rub your gums with tobacco. Chain smoke until you vomit. Do whatever it takes to get your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soothing, yet creepy</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/13/soothing-yet-creepy/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/13/soothing-yet-creepy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>TV Time</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Bill Kurtis is a pimp. With a voice like that, how can he not be?
Whenever possible, Blogging Boner is lulled to sleep by his unmistakingly calm and cool delivery.
Ambien, Lunesta, Sonata and the gaggle of other sleep aids on the market today hold no candle to this award-winning narrator.
Not to mention, Bill Kurtis won&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s another word for camel toe?</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/11/whats-another-word-for-camel-toe/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/11/whats-another-word-for-camel-toe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 00:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Inappropriate</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	When Blogging Boner came across this treasure trove of totally inappropriate ways to describe a female&#8217;s privates, he couldn&#8217;t help but share it with the rest of the universe.
Enjoy. Or, more than likely, move along.
vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver,
cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur
burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FUN: New generation, new meaning</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/10/fun-new-generation-new-meaning/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/10/fun-new-generation-new-meaning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 23:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>The Formative Years</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Looking back, Blogging Boner grew up during a very awkward time.
Hairspray and parachute pants were all the rage. Members of Def Leopard were considered Gods. And, apparently, it was OK to blow monster rails of cocaine every day.
Oh, the 80s. A decade in which the vacuum created by the death of disco and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fiance: French for &#8216;Kill me!&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/07/fiance-french-for-kill-me/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/07/fiance-french-for-kill-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Bonerito Politico</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	The other day was Blogging Boner&#8217;s fiancé&#8217;s birthday. Happy Birthday fiancé.
It reminded Blogging Boner of something he&#8217;s known for sometime now: The French suck.
The French suck for many reasons. Namely, our so-called ally&#8217;s lack of support for the war on terror. All they&#8217;ve done, really, is ban Muslims from wearing headscarves in school.
Whoopee.
I guess [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;ll never see this again &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/05/youll-never-see-this-again/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/05/youll-never-see-this-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 13:13:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	Today, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
Thought that was mildly interesting &#8230; for a brief minute.
Now, back to reality.

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		<title>Jack Bauer wasn&#8217;t born, he was unleashed</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/04/jack-bauer-wasnt-born-he-was-unleashed/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/04/jack-bauer-wasnt-born-he-was-unleashed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 21:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>TV Time</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	There is only one program on network television that can move a man like Blogging Boner. And, that special show happens to be 24.
Blogging Boner admits that it is grossly unrealistic. The twists and turns are sometimes head-spinning and laughable. And, most of the subplots are meaningless and frustrating.
But, Blogging Boner still watches it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Locker room dingleberry</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/03/locker-room-dingleberry/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/04/03/locker-room-dingleberry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Absurdly Esoteric</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	There he was. Sitting all alone on a big long pine bench. The poor fella must&#8217;ve been abandoned by his owner.
It wasn&#8217;t an abused puppy or a Russian orphan. Rather, a dark, oblong dingleberry hanging out in the locker room.
Blogging Boner literally did a triple take just to make sure his eyes were not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hello World!</title>
		<link>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/03/30/hello-world/</link>
		<comments>http://bloggingboner.com/2006/03/30/hello-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blogging Boner</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Worldly Observations</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 	It&#8217;s Blogging Boner. Welcome to my Web site.

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